Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!