the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to die on command.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!