The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to not see anything

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!