the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to run in slow motion

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to have no power

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!