The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!