- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

To have the ability to piss off the police

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

the power to animate condiments

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to think your dreams are real.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

Pointless Super Powers