- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to predict the present

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to die

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

To never remember what the word if means

Pointless Super Powers