The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to poop without wiping

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to buy free things.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!