- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The ability to poop glue.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

Pointless Super Powers