The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!