To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!