The power to dream about being asleep.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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the power to read this sentence

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!