The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to smell people's moods

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to hovertate

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!