- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to be blind

the power to get married

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to have gravity.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

open up pickles glass

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to make faces at the blind

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

Pointless Super Powers