- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to have gravity.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to read your own mind

The power of hindsight

The ability to pull open push only doors

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to be afraid of horses.

Pointless Super Powers