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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.
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The power to walk on very very shallow water (
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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee
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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on
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The power to have gravity.
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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand
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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.
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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.
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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.
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The power to permanently shorten your own penis
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open up pickles glass
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The capability to draw penises very well
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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.
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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first
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the power to make faces at the blind
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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them
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the power to read your own mind
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The power of hindsight
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The ability to pull open push only doors
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the ability to make your eyes pop out.
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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh
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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed
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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.
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The power to be afraid of horses.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!