The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to predict the present

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!