- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to turn into a pebble

power to age faster

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The ability to change your weight

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to fax people with your mind

The ability to see into the present.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

Pointless Super Powers