The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to jizz money

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to see through glass

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!