The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to speak to toasters

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!