The power to ejaculate at command

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to digest corn.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the power to become translucent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!