The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The ability to never have to take a shit again

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

thumb_up thumb_down +8

the power to fart at the worst moments

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to only see glass.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

thumb_up thumb_down -10

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to fly, but only downwards

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

the power to see through windows.;.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to produce sweat when hot.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

the power to turn into nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

thumb_up thumb_down +173

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!