The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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Being Aquaman

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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Nipple Radar.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!