The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!