the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!