The power to make vegetables horny.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!