The power life like a hermit.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to troll.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to have a small penis

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!