the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!