The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!