The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!