The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to die

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to spelle caretly

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to be born.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!