The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to make toast into bread

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!