the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

The power to manage Chelsea FC

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

the power to not have power

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to become helpless at will.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

The power to have broads in Atlanta.

The power to make fish appear in pants.

power to have no power at all

the power to glow in the light

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

The power to look into cheese.

The power to understand math.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!