The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Liam Brudenell

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to wear crocs.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to eat three times a day.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to speak using their mouth

thumb_up thumb_down -5

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

thumb_up thumb_down -9

the power to shoot superman

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to shit in your eye

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The Power to bite your own ear.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A book on how to solve a paradix

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

thumb_up thumb_down -47

the power to fall asleep while being awake

thumb_up thumb_down -59

The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

thumb_up thumb_down +174

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!