the power to always hug people

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!