The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to send future you crazy

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!