THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!