the power to fail any test you want

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to poke

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!