- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

blindness

the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The power to wink with both eyes

The power to pee any color

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

Pointless Super Powers