The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power of creating poop.

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The super power to control paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!