The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the power to lose your power at will

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!