The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to read your own mind!

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power of bullet atraction

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!