The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!