The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!