the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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A healing punch

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!