The power to poop out your penis.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power of eating from ears.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to be dead

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!