The power to smell poop

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!