The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to pee out blue

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to die on command

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!