The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!