the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to pee on command

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!