The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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To call me maybe

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A healing punch

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The ability to lactate air.

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Find Waldo

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to sweat acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!