the power to fart mace

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to see the present.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!