The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!