the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to fail any test you want

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to poke

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!