The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to get STD's

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!