The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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Having the power of a normal human

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!