THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to pee standing up

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!