The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to lactate air.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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See through invisible people

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to fall up.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to die

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!