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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.
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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!
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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room
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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.
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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends
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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*
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The power to turn food into shit.
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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.
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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane
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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.
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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing
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The power to mentally control tapeworms.
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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!
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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards
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alarm that goes off when hiding
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the power to become retarded
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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.
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how bout the power to shit bricks....
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The power to suck your own dick
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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...
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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.
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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed
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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC
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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!