The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to kill yourself

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to dance really well

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!