The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to smell poop

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The power of gentle breeze

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!