The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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See through invisible people

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to fall up.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to bleed

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!