The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the power to fart mace

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!