The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to not exist.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to die

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!