the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to plank

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the power to get in the van

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to create shit

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!